Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Happy Anniversary to...Zeldafitz!!!!
Hullo Mates. Yes, one year ago today I began this humble site. So, in honor of The Big Day, I decided to publish a haiku of sorts, taken from the "Keyword Analysis" on my statcounter. So, blogesque, non?
For the uninitiated, the key word analysis shows the words people punch into a search engine, that direct them to your site. They type in these enigmatic queries, and somehow the words match well enough with a part of your own content.
I love how this one panned out:
I drive barefoot,
She made him wear a silky dress with a zipper--
War’s impact on individuals.
Cocteau Twins/Betty Blue, Acapella Dave Matthews,
On the floating/shapeless oceans/I did all my best to smile/’til your singing eyes and fingers…
Depression is nine-tenths of the law.
I think that sums up the year nicely and cryptically, just as I would have it.
Oh, there's that li'l inner hippie (barefoot Woodstock sprite)...
Cynicism is another word for reality
Email me, you derelict wastrel
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!
Poems in Response to the War
Saving the World: One Bee at a Time
Sex with Bob Newhart or Che? I'm going with Che......
Houris on First?
In Which Our Heroine Ventures Even Further into Un...
First Carousel Ride (of the season)
Lost In Translation
Orgasms and Ectoplasms
Paycock Press "Enhanced Gravity: More Fiction by Washington Area Women"(JUNE 2006!!!!)
Chattahoochee Review Winter 2002
Main Street Rag, Volume 7, Number 4, Winter 2003
Pangolin Papers Spring 2001
Gorgeous Cape Cod Paintings
The New Yorker
Reader of Depressing Books
Sexy Brussels Lady
The Washington Post
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino
The Wit Memo