Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Dear Olde Macalester
My alma mater was named HOTTEST LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE by Newsweek magazine, which confirms what we already knew, that all graduates of the HOTTEST LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE in America are the smartest people in the world.
(And that we know the difference between Henry Miller and D. H. Lawrence)
(Time for my Meow Mix)
Cynicism is another word for reality
Email me, you derelict wastrel
Do Not Fuck with Henry Miller. Ever.
The Anatomy of Fatigue
The Muse Vulture and the Bliss of Subtly Allusione...
Neil Diamond: Antichrist?
Birthday Boy Turns Three
Endless Summer, Not Just for Man-Eating Aliens Any...
There is No Free Lunch
Of Gas Masks and Divas
Mr Ed, Hyacinth and Boo
Paycock Press "Enhanced Gravity: More Fiction by Washington Area Women"(JUNE 2006!!!!)
Chattahoochee Review Winter 2002
Main Street Rag, Volume 7, Number 4, Winter 2003
Pangolin Papers Spring 2001
Gorgeous Cape Cod Paintings
The New Yorker
Reader of Depressing Books
Sexy Brussels Lady
The Washington Post
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino
The Wit Memo