Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Beach Blanket Bingo
We repaired to the beach--Ocean City, Maryland--for the long weekend. Swellegant! We got an ocean front suite because we could afford it! Because it's the middle of winter! Kids ate free at the restaurant--great concept.
There was a sinister Romanian waiter I remembered from when we were at the beach two years ago. MZA asked him some questions and said, "My wife remembered you." The waiter, Adrian, looked at me with these shark cold blue eyes and said, "Your wife has a good memory."
We had a jacuzzi tub, two large remotely controlled cabinet encrusted TV sets, two queen beds, two DVD/video players, a full kitchen, a BLENDER, an indoor pool and a roll out couch. Think of the seaside glamor of it all!
Please note the hot dog below and assess the "glamor" for yourself...
My job has turned the job that ate Tokyo the past coupla days, so here are some snaps for now...more on the Heartwarming Key Ring Story (I know! The suspense is killing you!) and the marginalia of sanity as it relates to being in a suite with three kids for three days (and nights).
Cynicism is another word for reality
Email me, you derelict wastrel
Cranky: The Opera
Optimist Goth with a Side of Brilliant Short Story...
My Sweet Comic Valentines
Love and Spirits
Mrs. Puff Goes to Paris
My Top Three Tearjerkers
Stupor Bowl Funday
Paycock Press "Enhanced Gravity: More Fiction by Washington Area Women"(JUNE 2006!!!!)
Chattahoochee Review Winter 2002
Main Street Rag, Volume 7, Number 4, Winter 2003
Pangolin Papers Spring 2001
Gorgeous Cape Cod Paintings
The New Yorker
Reader of Depressing Books
Sexy Brussels Lady
The Washington Post
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino
The Wit Memo