Monday, August 01, 2005
What I Learned This Summer
It's Sunday. I am at work. Some things I learned this summer:
- I have a rapacious work ethic
- I can use rapacious in a sentence
- I am a recovering slacker
- I like being a slacker better
- People are full of shit (not so much learned as reinforced)
- Music=survival
- BlogHer is a convention meant to make us neophytes feel like uninvited prom dates
- Lots of bloggers are bipolar
- Sex is about release without contrivances and artifical ingredients
- Sex is a mood enhancer
- Work is a soul depleter
- Music=sex
- Birth School Work Death=truth
- People really, truly, absolutely do not like to work hard
- People are really good at pretending they work hard
- People are really good at saying, "I was here until 11:00 last night"
- I am really good at not being impressed by people who say, "I was here until 11:00 last night"
- Some people want a baby for the wrong reasons
- Sometimes a man who has had the brain sucked out of his head by a shitty marriage gets a second chance
- I need to get back to work
- I want to go on vacation. Right now. Splash. Lake. Ancestral summer home
- Brideshead needs to be revisited
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